Well, Crap

Just called Courtney at her mom's house, and this is what I hear (all frantic)-

"Hello? Hello? Ty? Listen, we've got a really bad situation over here. Can you hear that? We've got water just pouring down the walls, the mirror just fell down, mom's bed is soaked and all her clothes- A water pipe blew out in the apartment above hers and now it's just pouring down! I'll call you back later-"

So, here I am, without transport while my wife and her mother play dutch-boy at the dike or whatever.